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Knock Knock. Who’s There?
Jan 20 2009

I have mentioned a few times that my son is a budding comedian.  So tonight over dinner, while their dad was at a board dinner, we were laughing about peas and cheese and other such stuff when he started telling knock knock jokes.  Maybe only a mother would find these funny but I had to share. 😀

Knock. Knock.  Who’s There? Lizard. Lizard Who? A lizard who went to a ball but he could not go in because the ball was too big!

Knock. Knock. Who’s There?  Vanilla Wafer. Vanilla Wafer who? A vanilla wafer and another vanilla wafer were in a cup of milk and they were swimming in a cup of milk.

Knock. Knock. Who’s There? A wall. A wall who? A wall who wanted to dance with a chair but he couldn’t because the wall could not move.

Knock. Knock. Who’s There? Marker. Marker who? A marker who had eyes and he went downtown with a really small car that the ants have to use, but it was so small that the marker could not even fit.

So my daughter had to join in too, and here’s what she had to say:

Knock. Knock. Who’s There?  Dolphin. Dolphin who? Dolphin who lives in a toilet and hair and nose and ears.

Knock. Knock. Who’s There? Middle Head. Middle Head who? Middle head who lives in a toilet and he lives in a fan.

OK. I just had to take this short blog break to share the genius of my children. Now it’s back to homework and getting ready for bed time!

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2 Comments on “Knock Knock. Who’s There?”

  1. 1 @alexanderhill said at 10:11 AM on January 24th, 2009:

    My five year old is on the same comedic track it seems. Her favorite knock knock joke is:

    Knock. Knock.

    Who’s There?

    Captain.

    Captain who?

    Captain Underpants!

    The so called punch line is inevitably followed with lot’s of laughter (from her). It’s interesting to watch her sense of humor develop, especially when we’re watching a movie or tv show and she finds something REALLY funny.

    @alexanderhills last blog post..Daily Digest for 2009-01-07

  2. 2 Aruni said at 7:35 PM on January 27th, 2009:

    @alexanderhill – That’s great! Their laughing at themselves and their jokes is often more funny than the joke itself! 🙂